The Quaalude Koozie
Once upon a time, in a land not so different from the one we walk today… there was a magical little white pill: better than drinking, better than toking, better than balling, better than ALL OF IT. That pill was The Quaalude, and it was a time so good the government had to take them off the market. So ride the nostalgia wave along with us, man. Blur those eyes a little and let your ice cold drink take you back to simpler times. Standard koozie size, fits all cans and bottles.
Once upon a time, in a land not so different from the one we walk today… there was a magical little white pill: better than drinking, better than toking, better than balling, better than ALL OF IT. That pill was The Quaalude, and it was a time so good the government had to take them off the market. So ride the nostalgia wave along with us, man. Blur those eyes a little and let your ice cold drink take you back to simpler times. Standard koozie size, fits all cans and bottles.
Once upon a time, in a land not so different from the one we walk today… there was a magical little white pill: better than drinking, better than toking, better than balling, better than ALL OF IT. That pill was The Quaalude, and it was a time so good the government had to take them off the market. So ride the nostalgia wave along with us, man. Blur those eyes a little and let your ice cold drink take you back to simpler times. Standard koozie size, fits all cans and bottles.